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What’s Broken Sword you say? Only one of the best point-and-click adventure game series ever made (I never made it past the second game in the series, but the first two were awesome). Broken Sword tells the story of a young American George Stobbart who as a tourist in Paris becomes involved in a conspiracy involving the Templars, a french photo journalist named Nicole Collard and a clown. That’s all I’m going to reveal about the story of the first game, because if you haven’t played it yet, you should (It’s on ScummVM, so it will run on a modern PC) and I don’t want to spoil it for you.

The appeal of the first two games, besides their great story, was their incredible production value. The games featured beautifully hand-drawn backgrounds as well as cel-animated characters and cut-scenes (made possible by Philippine labor). Also, the first Broken Sword game released in 1996 was the first game I recall playing that featured an orchestral soundtrack (composed by the Australian-born Barrington Pheloung).

After the release of “The Smoking Mirror”, the second game in the series, Revolution Software departed from the point-and-click formula and made the switch to 3D. That was in 2003 when 2D was already dead as a doornail. While the third and fourth installment of the series might have been worthy successors, I kinda felt betrayed when I realized it no longer had the cel-animations that I admired the first two parts of the series for. So I never played them and I probably never will.

So why am I talking about Broken Sword now? A few years ago I found a website talking about a fan-made successor to “The Smoking Mirror” that showed a good amount of promise. What I didn’t realize however was how far away that game was from being released. For some reason however, I kept visiting their website and I closely followed the progress. Then, just a few weeks ago the unthinkable happened: the game – Broken Sword 2.5 – was released! I downloaded it three days ago, and completed it just now.

My verdict: It’s pretty darn impressive. To pull off a project of that scope is simply amazing and the quality of the final product is beyond what anybody could have hoped for. This is mostly thanks to the incredible voice actors which give the whole production a level of professionalism that is not commonly found in a fan-made game. Similarly, the soundtrack is very well done and compares favorably to the soundtracks found in commercial games. Now the artwork, that’s a different story. While there are some backgrounds that are extremely well done, the overall art style is very inconsistent. Some backgrounds are rendered, some are clearly made from heavily edited and filtered photos and others have a more or less hand-drawn look. The majority of the backgrounds are however really well-done, but some are also quite bad (and I’m only saying that because they stand out in an otherwise very polished product). In a similar fashion, the characters in the game lack consistency. For the most part, they’re really well-done (kudos to my fellow student Isolde Scheurer who I’m told drew most of them), but some of them are also “sub-par”. The game also features a number of 3D animated cut-scenes which are reasonably well-done, but sort of put me off with their rendered look. I don’t know if the makers of the game tried cel-shading at any point, but I think I might have preferred that (that’s just my two cents though). What did I forget? Oh, right, the story! It’s good but not great. It has some interesting twists but at some point drifts into absurdity. There are also a few plot holes and the quality of the dialogue varies greatly. But then again, a good voice actor (and the game has plenty of those) can read pretty much anything and make it sound good. What else? Oh, the riddles! The game is pretty easy and most riddles involve objects that you’ll find in the immediate proximity of one another. This has the obvious benefit that the game never becomes frustrating, but it also significantly reduces play time.

None of those minor flaws however can take away from my admiration for this project. So if you have nothing better to do (and since you’re reading this, I assume you don’t), download Broken Sword 2.5 now and be prepared to spend the next six hours or so of your life playing it. Be warned though that you can’t just “check out the game real quick”. I tried that and ended up playing it for the next two days.

That is the title of my Bachelor's Thesis and no, it's not Web related. Unbeknownst to some, Web development has always just been a hobby of mine. Sure, it pays my bills and maybe I went a little overboard when I wrote a book about it, but really, I don't want to be a Web developer forever. That is not to say that there's anything wrong with Web development, it's just that I'm also interested in other stuff. Stuff like multi-core CPUs. Multi-core CPUs are slowly entering the consciousness of developers and many of us fear, that the multi-core trend might bring with it a paradigm shift that could change things dramatically. In my thesis, I examine the impact the multi-core trend will have on the way we write our applications, what the challenges are and how some programming languages and libraries address them. Of course the whole multi-core thing is much too big a topic to cover in depth within the scope of a Bachelor's Thesis, so the thesis really only provides an overview. Also, due to various bureaucratic hurdles and my own stupidity, I only had one month to write the thesis start to finish whilst at the same time working my nine to six day job. So needless to say I'm not entirely happy with the result. But I really should stop the whining and let you be the judge of that.

The thesis is in English and it is made available under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative license. Please enjoy.

Finding parallelism - How to survive in a multi-core world Revision 1 (PDF-File, 508 KB)

Behold, for I am now a Bachelor of Science! Well, maybe not officially (don't have my certificate yet), but I handed in my thesis (I'm doing some last revisions, then I'll publish it here), did my defense and got my grade. The bad news is that being a Bachelor of Science doesn't actually give you any super powers. But apparently search engines do...

...which leads me right to topic number one of today's article: privacy. So I have a new neighbor which is great because my old neighbors were really annoying. They were a couple and all they would ever do was fight. That went on for like a year and now they're gone! Thank Zeus! My new neighbor so far has been very pleasant. But here's the thing: she put her full name on her nameplate and it's a relatively rare name, too. So obviously I had to look her up on <generic search engine>. After all, she might have been a known terrorist or even worse, an animal rights activist. Fortunately, she is nothing of the kind. In fact, she's a cheerleader and cheerleaders I have nothing against. Actually her being a cheerleader could turn out to be annoying, should she ever have to borrow something from me ("Could I borrow some S - A - L - T? What do I want? SALT!").

But not only do I know that she's a cheerleader, I also know her date of birth, her occupation, the name and date of birth of her brother, her hobbies, her favorite movie and tons of other incriminating stuff. When I read all that, I thought: what has this world come to? I didn't have to dig for all that information, it was just there for everyone to see. If I had been really interested in finding out more about her, I could've cross-referenced some of the social networking sites she is registered with and I might have gotten a pretty complete picture of her social life on top of what I had already found out. I didn't dig deeper, because I already felt like a creep for looking her up in the first place. But isn't this crazy? Twenty years ago, there would've been no (legal) way for me to find out any of that stuff and today, we open ourselves up completely without thinking twice. I can think of all sorts of different ways of how I could abuse that information. Most simply, I could just mindfuck her ("What do you do for a living? Wait, let me take a guess. You're a ...", "Sweet mother of Jesus, how did you know?".) Also, if I had the hots for her, I could just play it "Groundhog Day" ("What kind of movies do you like? I like ...", "Really? Me too. Wow, we have so much in common".) I can't say I fully understand the implications of this yet, but what I can say is that it scares the hell out of me. Do we really want to open ourselves up like that to anyone who knows our name?

And now for something completely different. So my hard drive died last week which wasn't overly dramatic because I have backups (and it died with a warning) and I have since replaced it with a shiny new 500 gig Samsung drive. Of course I had to reinstall Windows and all software which is always great fun, but since I'm done with my thesis now it's not like I had something better to do. So when I bought the new drive, I went to a local store that I had also bought most of the components of my current PC from. There, I got to experience the worst customer service ever. Seriously, they could have hit me in the face with a baseball bat and it would've been better than what actually happened. The store works like this: you walk up to a counter, there's a clerk on the other side, you tell him what you want and he gets it for you. Because this is Germany, there's usually a perfect queue in front of each counter, but not this time. This time, both clerks were busy with one customer each, but apart from that, I was the only one in the store. "Great, I'll be back home in an instant" I thought to myself. I couldn't have been more wrong. One of the customers was buying parts for what looked like at least three computers. "Oh well, I'll just go to the other counter" I thought, until I realized that the guy buying the piles of computer parts was standing in the "quick checkout" line. Since I'm a farily uncomplicated person, this didn't really bother me. After all, there was only one person in the line before me. Unfortunately, that person turned out to be an asshole. For one, he leaned against the counter in such a way that his ass would stick out, revealing his butt crack. Secondly, he wanted to buy a DVD drive and it had to be white. That alone wouldn't be an unreasonable request, but he claimed that he had run into problems with all his DVD drives in the past and therefore he hated every DVD drive manufacturer in existence (hint: if you have problems with different drives, it's not the drives, it's you).

The whole discussion went like this: "Well, there are only two manufacturers that make white DVD drives, Samsung and LG". "Samsung makes terrible drives and I heard bad things about LG." "Seriously? We have the least number of returns with Samsung drives". "Oh yeah? Had nothing but trouble with them." "So what about LG?" "Aren't they kinda loud?" "They're definitely louder than the Samsung drives." "I want quiet." "Again, you have to choose between Samsung and LG. There are no other options." "Hmm, what about Liteon?" "They don't come in white" "It's got to be white" "Then Samsung or LG it is." "I've had nothing but trouble with Samsung." "I'm sorry to hear that, but they tend to be very reliable." "At least five of my friends have had serious trouble with Samsung drives." "You want an LG then?" "I dunno. There's really no alternative?" "You can always get a white blind for your drive, but we don't sell those." "Sounds good. So what kind of non-white drive do you recommend?" "Seriously, I've never had any problems with Samsung." "I'm not buying a Samsung." It goes on. After waiting for about half an hour, I left the store and went to another store just up the road where I was served instantly. On my way back home, I passed by the fist store again and I shit you not, they were still serving the same two customers. But now, there were like 15 other customers waiting in line. If I wasn't such a mild tempered person, I probably would've gone berserk just then. Now I sincerely hope they go out of business and as for butt-crack-boy: if he has to go to a computer store to have a conversation, I don't think he needs any additional punishment.

In other news: since the profanity has gotten a little out ouf hand lately, I'm now labeling all blog posts that contain adult language as "Explicit". Users of the iTunes music store should feel right at home.

There’s an obesity epidemic, and you know why? You can blame it on high fructose corn syrup or our excessive consumption of carbohydrates and saturated fats, or you can just accept the fact that we as a society have become lazy to an extent that is beyond reason.

Where there’s a rant, there’s a story and here it is: So in the city where I live, they have made all underground stations wheelchair accessible by installing elevators. That’s all good, except you never actually see handicapped people on those elevators. Instead, they’re always occupied by young and perfectly healthy people. If elevators were the only means of getting to the surface level, then I wouldn’t mind this at all, but they are not. There’s always a staircase that will get you to the surface just as fast and often faster. What’s so ironic about this is that some of these people may actually be paying good money for a gym membership, but they’re too lazy to walk up a bunch of stairs.

A couple of years ago, I made the decision not to use elevators or escalators anymore, unless I absolutely have to. Apart from the obvious benefits (you can’t get stuck in a staircase and if somebody farts you can run away from the smell), it’s also done a great deal for my overall physical fitness. If that doesn’t convince you, just think about this for a sec: if you have an office job, you probably spend eight or more hours a day sitting down. After that, you should really crave for some exercise but instead, you voluntarily stand in an elevator with a bunch of people who might be crazy and who you might have to spend a substantial amount of time with in the likely event that the elevator should get stuck. This sounds crazy because it is. Still not convinced? Well, listen to this: According to this statistic, walking up one hundred steps equals an energy consumption of 11 kcal. Not bad, considering that it’s not really exercise but a means of getting from one floor to another.



To help spread the word about this, I have made a mockup for a sign that I think should be installed wherever there’s both an elevator and a staircase. Click the image to see a larger (printable) version.

Pretty much by accident I just discovered this video on YouTube, in which James Gosling, inventor of the Java programming language, basically badmouthes Ruby and it's lack of scalability. Twitter (which is written in Ruby) has had some issues, so he might have a point there. But what struck me was the following sentence: "dynamic typing in terms of raw execution performance costs you between one and two orders of magnitude in performance". I usually try not to disagree with people who are between one and two orders of magnitude smarter than me, but in this case I have to.

When Java came out in 1995, it didn't have the high-performance VM it has now. In fact, it was strictly bytecode-interpreted and it had a non-generational garbage collector that would freeze the application whenever a collection was taking place. Java was pretty slow in the beginning and it was often made fun of for that reason. In fact, even today many (ignorant) people associate Java with unresponsive applications. Ultimately, Sun realized that the performance wasn't good enough and so they bought the company that originally developed the Hotspot VM. The funny thing is that many of the concepts that make the Hotspot VM so great were actually inspired by technologies that were originally developed for dynamic languages such as Self (which now is conveniently developed at Sun) and Smalltalk.

Dynamic typing is in fact associated with a performance penalty, but most of this penalty can be overcome by using things like compile-time type-inference and tracing JIT compilers. James Gosling of all people should know that runtime performance isn't a black-and-white thing. A few years ago everybody thought virtual function calls were "several orders of magnitude" slower than static function calls. Now we have tracing JIT-compilers that can inline these calls. To me, it seems like the formerly bullied now becomes a bully himself (just like in real life). Or in other words: shit rolls downhill.